S04E13: DOOM! WHAT IS THY SHAPE?

Doom takes many forms… but what about ANY form? One scientist has created a duplication technique using simple string, and it becomes whatever it touches! Once it touches the wrong hands it spirals out of control and into a world of chaos! Can he stop this exponential snowball? Are pints the answer? Can Illusionoid be stopped? Does anyone give a sausage? Join us and Orphan Black star Kristian Bruun as we ask the eternal question… DOOM! WHAT IS THY SHAPE?

DOOM! WHAT IS THY SHAPE with Kristian Bruun!

S04E12: SALAMANDROID

All Bradley wanted was to pick up his son at choir practice… but staying late at work for one fateful flick of a switch creates a sticky situation of the robo-tilian kind! Professor Carstairs rears his evil head again as he turns Bradley into a slithering cyber-scoundrel. Can Bradley survive this transformation? Will he make his son’s choir practice? And after this creation, can Illusionoid be far behind? Turn up the volume and rip off the knob… but watch out: IT WILL GOW BACK! It’s time for SALAMANDROID!

SALAMANDROID!

S04E11: Best of Illusionoid: TANK REYNOLDS-MOLE MASTER

It’s a blast into the past of the future, as we revisit a favorite episode from Season One of Illusionoid!

One man’s research into mysterious soil samples leads to the discovery of a sinister plot from beneath the earth… and perhaps his own legacy. Might mastery of moles mean much more mayhem for mankind? May mole mind manipulation make more motivation for Illusionoid? MAYBE! Join us on our jungle-venture TANK REYNOLDS: MOLE MASTER!

Best of: TANK REYNOLDS!

S04E10: THE CHASTITY BELT OF ATHENA (LIVE)

An archeological turns up a rare treasure… What secrets does it hold? What power? What is locked away behind it’s clasp? Could it be Illusionoid… or something worse? Recorded live at the Bad Dog Comedy Theatre in Toronto, with guests Christy Bruce and Kris Siddiqi, it’s an all-new audio adventure. Unearth the untouchable in THE CHASTITY BELT OF ATHENA!

THE CHASTITY BELT OF ATHENA

S04E08: GHOST IN THE PANTRY

Holiday baking can be hard… but when hidden memories rise to the surface it makes it even harder! Can a simple baker find the root of his childhood trauma? Will he be forever haunted by the pie not taken? Is Illusionoid the next Food Network Star? Snuggle up to your loved ones and crack the door as we look for the GHOST IN THE PANTRY!

Ghost In The Pantry

S04E07: VOYAGE TO THE INVISIBLE TOASTER (LIVE)

Illusionoid invades The Second City! Recorded live at Second City Toronto it’s out latest audio adventure! An expedition across space is waylaid by one man’s search for a legendary artifact. Is this a futile quest, or will an ancient power be uncovered? Will it drive a man to madness? Is the toaster invisible or does it grant invisibility? WE DON’T KNOW! We only know Illusionoid is behind it all somehow. Pack a burrito and enjoy the space race that is… VOYAGE TO THE INVISIBLE TOASTER!

S04E06: MYSTIC GRAPE

It’s time for another Max Magus adventure… all over again?! As Max and his trusty assistant Wong make an entry into his memory journal, one adventure seems to have slipped both of their minds! Will revisiting this lost weekend bring back the memories they have lost? Will the past be too much to bear? Has Illusionoid succeeded in making an austere, earthy blend of humanity for it’s own consumption? Pop the cork of another supernatural snifter of… MYSTIC GRAPE!

S04E05: THE GASEOUS APOTHECARY (LIVE)

Recorded LIVE at The Bad Dog Comedy Theatre in Toronto on October 30th, 2014… it’s a DEVIL’S NIGHT tale of terror from Illusionoid! Joined by special guests Christy Bruce and Kris Siddiqi with live music and sound effects from Chris New… One package plus two delivery men plus three strange people equals— FOREBODING EVENTS! Will these simple men of cartage escape from Rottenbird Manor with their bodies intact? Has Illusionoid threaded its tendrils into the world of medical science? Has Troy said too much? Join us for our latest unscripted audio adventure: THE GASEOUS APOTHECARY!

S04E04: THE MANTS OF ST. FRANCIS (LIVE)

It’s another live Illusionoid adventure, hot off the presses from this week’s Big City Improv Festival in Toronto! And we’re joined by special guests Marty Adams (Hemlock Grove) and Kayla Lorette (The Sufferettes)!! Based on audience suggestions of “entomological neuroscience” and “St. Francis of Assisi”, we bring you a medical drama with horrible consequences. Two doctors playing God, one administrator cracking the whipe, one couple forced to make a life-and-body-altering decision… and Morgan Freeman? Has Illusionoid gone too far? Find out with this thrilling audio adventure… THE MANTS OF ST. FRANCIS!

S04E03: KING OF THE BEATNIKS

It’s poetry night at the local coffee house, and a curious outsider arrives to see what it’s all about. Not only does he find out, he finds a hidden talent that will change his life forever, and possibly change to course of universal history. Tune in, turn on, and blast off with a far-out tale that expands your horizon and blows your mind, daddy-o. Snap your fingers for the King of the Beatniks!

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