S04E16: PLAGUE SHIP

When two deliverymen transport a deadly virus on a luxury space ship, what could possibly go wrong? Unless they cross paths with an ancient man with deadly plans of his own, of course. Can anyone survive the collision of these nefarious plots? Is that a tickle in your throat? Is that Illusionoid on your skin? Pull up a chair on the sun deck and bask in the glow coming from PLAGUE SHIP.

PLAGUE SHIP

S04E15: THE DILEMMA DILEMMA

Trapped between a rock and a hard place… facing a double bind… all options unpleasant… and Illusionoid behind them all? Join the crew of the USS Dilemma as they have to make the hardest (and sexiest?) choice of all! Plug into this perplexing predicament and pile onto the problems that oppose this platoon of pinheads! It’s THE DILEMMA DILEMMA! (Title suggested by Lee’s daughter Macy, who will never hear this until she’s old enough.)

THE DILEMMA DILEMMA

Review of Illusionoid from GoodPodcasts

Here’s a nice little review from GoodPodcasts!

A description of this fantastic show doesn’t do it justice, so just use the links below to start downloading now – but make sure that you listen somewhere where you don’t mind suddenly bursting into laughter!!

You can read the whole thing HERE, and check out the GoodPodcasts podcast for more listening recommendations!

 

 

S04E14: GASSSS

Some water leaking? Pipes knocking? Possible gas leak? Call Allan, the Sensite! He’s the best electrical-plumber-furnace guy around! But when a single dad and his kids discover their leak is more than they imagined, Allan has an existential crisis in mid-repair! Can Allan defeat his own hubris? What happened to Mom? Is this all a hallucination? And is Illusionoid behind it all? Join us with our special guest Nigel Downer as we hear the hissing hell that heating hath wrought in… GASSSS!

S04E13: DOOM! WHAT IS THY SHAPE?

Doom takes many forms… but what about ANY form? One scientist has created a duplication technique using simple string, and it becomes whatever it touches! Once it touches the wrong hands it spirals out of control and into a world of chaos! Can he stop this exponential snowball? Are pints the answer? Can Illusionoid be stopped? Does anyone give a sausage? Join us and Orphan Black star Kristian Bruun as we ask the eternal question… DOOM! WHAT IS THY SHAPE?

DOOM! WHAT IS THY SHAPE with Kristian Bruun!

S04E12: SALAMANDROID

All Bradley wanted was to pick up his son at choir practice… but staying late at work for one fateful flick of a switch creates a sticky situation of the robo-tilian kind! Professor Carstairs rears his evil head again as he turns Bradley into a slithering cyber-scoundrel. Can Bradley survive this transformation? Will he make his son’s choir practice? And after this creation, can Illusionoid be far behind? Turn up the volume and rip off the knob… but watch out: IT WILL GOW BACK! It’s time for SALAMANDROID!

SALAMANDROID!

S04E11: Best of Illusionoid: TANK REYNOLDS-MOLE MASTER

It’s a blast into the past of the future, as we revisit a favorite episode from Season One of Illusionoid!

One man’s research into mysterious soil samples leads to the discovery of a sinister plot from beneath the earth… and perhaps his own legacy. Might mastery of moles mean much more mayhem for mankind? May mole mind manipulation make more motivation for Illusionoid? MAYBE! Join us on our jungle-venture TANK REYNOLDS: MOLE MASTER!

Best of: TANK REYNOLDS!

S04E10: THE CHASTITY BELT OF ATHENA (LIVE)

An archeological turns up a rare treasure… What secrets does it hold? What power? What is locked away behind it’s clasp? Could it be Illusionoid… or something worse? Recorded live at the Bad Dog Comedy Theatre in Toronto, with guests Christy Bruce and Kris Siddiqi, it’s an all-new audio adventure. Unearth the untouchable in THE CHASTITY BELT OF ATHENA!

THE CHASTITY BELT OF ATHENA

S04E08: GHOST IN THE PANTRY

Holiday baking can be hard… but when hidden memories rise to the surface it makes it even harder! Can a simple baker find the root of his childhood trauma? Will he be forever haunted by the pie not taken? Is Illusionoid the next Food Network Star? Snuggle up to your loved ones and crack the door as we look for the GHOST IN THE PANTRY!

Ghost In The Pantry

S04E07: VOYAGE TO THE INVISIBLE TOASTER (LIVE)

Illusionoid invades The Second City! Recorded live at Second City Toronto it’s out latest audio adventure! An expedition across space is waylaid by one man’s search for a legendary artifact. Is this a futile quest, or will an ancient power be uncovered? Will it drive a man to madness? Is the toaster invisible or does it grant invisibility? WE DON’T KNOW! We only know Illusionoid is behind it all somehow. Pack a burrito and enjoy the space race that is… VOYAGE TO THE INVISIBLE TOASTER!