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What would you say to cover your ass at work? What lie would you tell to get the boss off your back? In space, no one can hear your excuses… or your screams. One man’s white lie turns into a whole universe of trouble for his entire crew. And we ask the existential math question, “How many murders make a rampage?” All that and more in this thrilling tale of menial tasks turned mayhem! Hear the new sound of terror… KRANGG!
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One suitcase. Three men. One owner. Inside: “The Ultimate”. Can Kevin 14 ensure the suitcase doesn’t fall into the wrong hands? Will mysterious forces prevent him from doing so? Will a wily woman be his downfall? Is Illusionoid behind it all? Find the combination to unlock this mystery… but careful, the locks stick a little bit. Do you dare to peer inside THE SUITCASE OF CRANIO??
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Speak to me. Breathe. Answer the questions right and you might ace this interview. But when your new job takes you on the run, time is not on your side. One man’s life is on the line as his bosses make it a game of “us versus them”. Can he escape madness without permanent brain damage? Will his own sanity be eclipsed by his need for money? Will Illusionoid’s sultry song send him to the great gig in the sky? Today’s tale of terror takes us to the dark side of the moon, where things are filthy, scary, and crazy. It’s a mess! Now is not the time for a momentary lapse of reason… it’s time to call in the… CUSTODIAN OF THE MOON!
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With our new friends at Pod Almighty helping us get the word out about Illusionoid, we though we’d dip into the archives for a time-traveling trip down memory lane. Lee picks a favorite to re-introduce to our new listeners! Can the menace of Illusionoid be found in the past, or present… as it is in the future? Three brothers find their wishes granted by a mysterious man and a day in the hot sun becomes a trip through time… GOAT! Enjoy Lee’s pick for a favorite episode… TIME GOAT! BLEAT THE CLOCK!
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Well you bags are packed and you’re ready to go… FOREVER? A small group of strangers on a train bound for Rigel 7 are about to discover the true meaning of fear as a dark tunnel leads to darker places. Can a historian, a professor of science, and a whatever-that-thing-is get along when murder is afoot? Will the train’ employees be to blame? And can Detective Franklin Vector truly be any help at all? Join us and our TWO guest stars CHRIS GIBBS and COLIN MOCHRIE for a journey into the pitch blackness of outer space and the hearts of men at the same time… MURDER ON THE COSMIC EXPRESS!
CHRIS GIBBS!
COLIN MOCHRIE!
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Sartre said, “Hell is other people.” Try living with those people! Sebastian has a tedious life in a terrible apartment. When his roommate orders a new fridge, Sebastian’s mundane existence is turned upside down! Can one ordinary icebox lead to extraordinary events? Will they pay the rent that is past due? Is Illusionoid a marriage of the underworld and kitchen appliances? You may never eat eggs again after you peer inside… THE DEVIL’S FRIDGE! The only thing colder is the heart of the Devil himself!
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Research has always led to discovery, but one man’s obsession leads to disaster! Can a single professor take down an entire university with his maniacal ideas? Will finding his way back to the 3rd dimension make him feel whole again? Does opening the door to other dimensions open a bigger door for Illusionoid? Every story has two sides… ESPECIALLY THIS ONE as we bring you out latest tall tale of terror… THE SECOND DIMENSION OF MADNESS!
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Recorded LIVE at Revel Theatre’s Barn Burner show at Unit 102 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, on Feb. 10, 2013, it’s another unscripted adventure from Illusionoid! From the audience suggestions of “Count” and “Ruthenium” comes a black-ops mission like no other! A crack team is sent to dispatch of the galaxy’s most dangerous man. But will their cover as an indie-rock band get them close enough to finish the job? Mutations! Synthetic life! Lasers! Illusionoid? The shit’s gonna hit the man! Joined by our special guest DAVID RAZOWSKY! (who currently performs at iO Theatre (L.A.), teaches master classes and workshops, and runs a weekly drop-in clinic at Theatre Asylum. He also hosts the increasingly popular A.D.D. Comedy podcast with recent guests including Stephen Colbert, Susan Messing, George Wendt, and Tim Meadows.) Dive right into the espionage lips first… it’s THE HUNT FOR COUNT RUTHENIUM!
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A trip to a rare book store leads to big trouble for Jeffrey! Follow one small man with huge problems as his life grows out of control! Magic, mystery, and massive mayhem make a mighty mess! Will Jeffrey make it home for his wife’s birthday? Is Illusionoid finally synthesizing magic and science? Can you believe they still have actual books in the future? Crane your necks skyward and behold… GIANTMAN!
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The future is full of possibilities… and the possibility of an asteroid hitting the Earth is even more likely in the future! A crack team is sent to investigate the asteroid to see if they can divert it from its path, but what they find inside is more than they ever dreamed! Is it reality? Is it a myth? Is it Illusionoid? History and the future collide in space and head to Earth at alarming speed in this tale of impending armageddon… SPACE EGG!
