Based on a title submitted by listener Jeremy Ricker of Mossheim, Tenessee, it’s a terrifying tale of travel through the stars! A mission of colonization begins and each person must play their role… but what if one person refuses to play along? Will society topple like dominoes? Will society crumble like cookies? Will humanity’s march forward freeze like a milkshake? What flavor is that shake, anyway? Know your role, shut your mouth, and check yourself into the USS Mossheim for… IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU KILL!
Season FIVE of Illusionoid kicks off with a party! It’s the one millionth day of business for a photocopy shop! When The Man In The White Suit stops by to ask for a single copy of his strange paper, none of the staff can guess what happens next! Will there be repercussions for this reprint? A duplication of duplicity? Join us as we dive into our fifth year of making this shit up for… DAY MILLION!
A returning Professor Carstairs is at it again! This time he’s harnessing the power of the light spectrum and condensing it! Can this power bring about a bright future, or will it darken the doors of all who fall under it’s shadow? Are we all just deer in the headlights of a car being driven by Illusionoid? The future’s so dark you gotta wear shades and hear the finale of season four… CHROMATIC ABERRATION!
A vision to create the perfect vacuum leads to creating artificial intelligence! Is this appliance too smart for it’s own good? Can it be taught to clean up after itself as well as humanity? Is this the housekeeper for Illusionoid? Dust yourselves off and prepare for a whirlwind adventure as we bring you THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MULTIVAC!
It’s the morning after, the taste of grain alcohol is in your mouth, you can’t remember anything, and you’ve woken up on the wrong side of the… PLANET? What happened? Does everyone have all of their body parts? Is Illusionoid responsible? Join Nick and Jose as they try to piece together the events that led to their being… DOWN AND OUT ON ELL-FIVE PRIME!
Space is a dirty place and someone’s got to clean it up. But when a crewman looks to have his problems swept away, is The Sweeper the person for the job? Are things even filthier than they seem? Does Illusionoid have a dust filter? Settle in for space drama as we discover the secrets of THE SWEEPER OF LORAY.
Professor Carstairs has his assistant Jeff stick around for a routine patient checkup, but what happens next is anything but routine. What exactly is wrong with Mr. Philstein? How does that even show up on an x-ray? Is Illusionoid the cause of mankind’s woes, bot internal and external? Stick out your tongue and shriek AAAAAAAAAH! It’s time to get to the bottom of this disturbing disease with MUGWUMP 4.
It’s another live unscripted audio adventure, recorded at The Social Capital Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. A regular night at a seaside diner goes horribly awry, and the empty eatery fills up with danger much too fast. Has the owner cut a path to his own demise? Have the employees washed their hands? Has Illusionoid made a reservation… for DOOM? Tuck in that napkin and prepare for the horror that is FISH NIGHT!
When a political assassination involves mystical portals and REAL magic bullets, who can be called in investigate? Max Magus and his assistant Wong! Join our heroes as they sling mud and other substances as they try to find a killer among Washington’s elite! For only the Master of Magic can help when… THE SENATOR’S BEEN SHOT!
In a post-apocalyptic world where chaos reigns supreme, two men travel to find the one thing that this barren world values… lavender. Can they trust the only woman they find in the desert? Should they ride in this kangaroo’s pouch? Who is Master Faster? Join us and guest star Jess Bryson as we record live at the Bad Dog Comedy Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. What’s that burning smell? It’s THE SMELL OF LAVENDER: FURY AVENUE!