Tissue sales have flatlined! How will the world’s most prominent tissue company bounce back? Maybe infuse a little DNA into their product? What could go wrong? When one man controls all the tissues, will making a movie appease him? Will sales go up? Is Illusionoid getting misty-eyed? Does it have an eye at all? These questions and no more will be sort of answered in this tale of regal refinement gone wrong! All hail THE TISSUE-CULTURE KING!
It’s sacrifice time! When a death cult has dwindling membership, a new way must be tried… recruiting! Can three prospective sacrifices find replacements before midnight? Will the Star God be pleased? Is Illusionoid putting itself on a pedestal or will humanity get it’s goat? Bow down before our latest unscripted audio adventure… THREE TO A GIVEN STAR!
When two men try to cover up a murder the results can be messy. But when a third man enters the fray it’s time to confess their crime… whether he likes it or not! Hear the tale of a boxing bet gone bad and the intra-dimensional cranium contained within! Put your dukes up and face THE MAN WITH THE STRANGE HEAD!
Science can be messy… but can a mess be science? And what if that mess becomes sentient? It’s a total disaster as a single mistake leads to one giant problem that threatens to destroy a city! Take out the papers and the trash, or you don’t get no spendin’ cash… If you don’t scrub that laboratory floor, NO ONE’S gonna rock and roll no more… Thanks to the filth left over… IN A PETRI DISH UPSTAIRS!
Based on a title submitted by listener Jeremy Ricker of Mossheim, Tenessee, it’s a terrifying tale of travel through the stars! A mission of colonization begins and each person must play their role… but what if one person refuses to play along? Will society topple like dominoes? Will society crumble like cookies? Will humanity’s march forward freeze like a milkshake? What flavor is that shake, anyway? Know your role, shut your mouth, and check yourself into the USS Mossheim for… IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU KILL!
Season FIVE of Illusionoid kicks off with a party! It’s the one millionth day of business for a photocopy shop! When The Man In The White Suit stops by to ask for a single copy of his strange paper, none of the staff can guess what happens next! Will there be repercussions for this reprint? A duplication of duplicity? Join us as we dive into our fifth year of making this shit up for… DAY MILLION!
A returning Professor Carstairs is at it again! This time he’s harnessing the power of the light spectrum and condensing it! Can this power bring about a bright future, or will it darken the doors of all who fall under it’s shadow? Are we all just deer in the headlights of a car being driven by Illusionoid? The future’s so dark you gotta wear shades and hear the finale of season four… CHROMATIC ABERRATION!
A vision to create the perfect vacuum leads to creating artificial intelligence! Is this appliance too smart for it’s own good? Can it be taught to clean up after itself as well as humanity? Is this the housekeeper for Illusionoid? Dust yourselves off and prepare for a whirlwind adventure as we bring you THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MULTIVAC!
It’s the morning after, the taste of grain alcohol is in your mouth, you can’t remember anything, and you’ve woken up on the wrong side of the… PLANET? What happened? Does everyone have all of their body parts? Is Illusionoid responsible? Join Nick and Jose as they try to piece together the events that led to their being… DOWN AND OUT ON ELL-FIVE PRIME!