S02E18: Best of Illusionoid: TIME GOAT

With our new friends at Pod Almighty helping us get the word out about Illusionoid, we though we’d dip into the archives for a time-traveling trip down memory lane. Lee picks a favorite to re-introduce to our new listeners! Can the menace of Illusionoid be found in the past, or present… as it is in the future? Three brothers find their wishes granted by a mysterious man and a day in the hot sun becomes a trip through time… GOAT! Enjoy Lee’s pick for a favorite episode… TIME GOAT! BLEAT THE CLOCK!

S02E15: THE SECOND DIMENSION OF MADNESS

Research has always led to discovery, but one man’s obsession leads to disaster! Can a single professor take down an entire university with his maniacal ideas? Will finding his way back to the 3rd dimension make him feel whole again? Does opening the door to other dimensions open a bigger door for Illusionoid? Every story has two sides… ESPECIALLY THIS ONE as we bring you out latest tall tale of terror… THE SECOND DIMENSION OF MADNESS!

S02E13: GIANTMAN!

A trip to a rare book store leads to big trouble for Jeffrey! Follow one small man with huge problems as his life grows out of control! Magic, mystery, and massive mayhem make a mighty mess! Will Jeffrey make it home for his wife’s birthday? Is Illusionoid finally synthesizing magic and science? Can you believe they still have actual books in the future? Crane your necks skyward and behold… GIANTMAN!

GIANTMAN! cover made with the Pulp-O-Mizer!

S02E12: SPACE EGG

The future is full of possibilities… and the possibility of an asteroid hitting the Earth is even more likely in the future! A crack team is sent to investigate the asteroid to see if they can divert it from its path, but what they find inside is more than they ever dreamed! Is it reality? Is it a myth? Is it Illusionoid? History and the future collide in space and head to Earth at alarming speed in this tale of impending armageddon… SPACE EGG!

S02E10: THE CHRISTMAS NINJAS

As the holiday is upon us, many of us are swamped with preparations for family and feasts… Including The Last Man In The Universe! Join us for a telling of the traditional Japanese Christmas story… THE CHRISTMAS NINJAS! A special guest joins our host for a short reminder of why being naughty or nice isn’t as important as staying alive! Happy holidays from all of us at Illusionoid… and from Illusionoid itself! Join us for all-new episodes in 2013 and share us with all of your friends over the holiday break!! Thanks for listening! -Paul, Lee, and Nug.

S02E08: BRAIN PIRATES

Ever have a bad first day at a new job? Jason is about to have one. He’s a new doctor at a hospital and it’s about to give him the biggest headache he’s ever had. Can this “cranal” specialist make it through the day with his life intact? Do his supervisors have mysterious motives? Will he sleep with Jennifer, the receptionist? Is this Illusionoid’s first move into a human mind? These questions and more are answered as we adventure over the high tides of human brainwaves in… BRAIN PIRATES.

S02E07: THE OCCASIONAL MUTANT

It’s the latest episode of your favorite improvised, sci-fi show in the style of old time radio! This week, learn the secrets of a man who is mostly a man but may be a mutant! Can the military harness his abilities? Do they know what he can do? Why does he hate androids so much? Is Illusionoid to blame for this mutation? Special guest star KAYLA LORETTE joins us for this shapeshifting story from space… THE OCCASIONAL MUTANT!

The adorable and wonderful Kayla Lorette!

S02E06: THE MAN WHO JUMPED THROUGH BEANS (LIVE at Big City Improv Festival)

This past week saw the  BIG CITY IMPROV FESTIVAL hit Toronto, Ontario, Canada and ILLUSIONOID was a part of it! This live show was recorded October 20th, 2012 at Comedy Bar. Fenton is a detective with an uncanny ability to locate people, but can even he find a man who can teleport using beans? Based on the audience suggestions of “beans” and “jumping” (come ON guys…) comes our latest legume-based legend, “THE MAN SHOW JUMPED THROUGH BEANS”!! Music & sound effects by The Living Tribunal!!

S02E05: CAVERN OF THE SUN

An expedition into the Earth’s core digs up a mystery for a family of inquisitive scientists and their native companion. An ancient civilization is discovered… but are they friendly… or foe-ly? Are there sunny skies ahead for humanity? Or do dark clouds gather on the underground horizon? And does Illusionoid finally have a power source? Season 2 continues with our special guest SCOTT THOMPSON (The Kids In The Hall, The Larry Sanders Show, Hannibal) and it looks so bright we gotta wear shades. Dig in for our latest improvised adventure CAVERN OF THE SUN! And check out Scott’s SCOTT FREE PODCAST!

Scott, deep in thought, wonders why he did this podcast with us.

S02E04: OPERATION MILK

In a future without milk, how will mankind survive? Where will our milk come from? Where did it go? A far-off planet holds the key to our race’s survival, but we need the right men to bring back the white stuff. Do they have it? Can they find it? Will Illusionoid keep it all for itself? It’s a military mission of moo juice mayhem across the Milky Way as our latest episode comes squirting your way… OPERATION MILK!